The Spring Soldier?


  • seeing as the last masterpost isn’t working, I have hence made a new one (seasons 1-5, I’ll do season 6 once it’s finished)
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Season 1

// Slumber Party Panic // Trouble In Lumpy Space // Prisoners of Love // Tree Trunks // The Enchiridion! // The Jiggler // The Ricardio the Heart Guy // Buisness Time // My Two Favourite People // Memories of Boom Boom Mountain // Wizard // Evicted! // City of Thieves // The Witch’s Garden // What Is Life? // Ocean of Fear // When Wedding Bells Thaw // Dungeon // The Duke // Freak City // Donny // Henchman // Rainy Day Daydream // What Have You Done? // His Hero // Gut Grinder //

Season 2

// It Came From The Nightosphere // The Eyes // Loyalty to the King // Blood Under the Skin // Storytelling // Slow Love // Power Animal // Crystals Have Power // The Other Tarts // To Cut a Woman’s Hair // The Chamber of Frozen Blades // Her Parents // The Pods // The Silent King // The Real You // Guardians of Sunshine // Death in Bloom // Susan Strong // Mystery Train // Go With Me // Belly of the Beast // The Limit // Video Makers // Mortal Folly // Mortal Recoil // Heat Signature //

Season 3

// Conquest of Cuteness // Morituri Te Salutamus // Memory of a Memory // Hitman // Too Young // The Monster // Still // Wizard Battle // Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake // What Was Missing // Apple Thief // The Creeps // From Bad to Worse // Beautopia // No One Can Hear You // Jake vs. Me-Mow // Thank You / New Frontier // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt1) // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt2) // Marceline’s Closet // Paper Wars // Another Way // Ghost Princess // Dad’s Dungeon // Incendium //

Season 4

// Hot to the Touch // Five Short Graybles // Web Weirdos // Dream of Love // They Went to the Nightosphere (pt1) // Daddy’s Little Monster (pt2) // In Your Footsteps // Hug Wolf // Princess Monster Wife // Goliad // Beyond This Early Realm // Gotcha // Princess Cookies // Card Wars // Sons of Mars // Burning Low // B-Mo Noire // King Worm // Lady and Peebles // You Made Me! // Who Would Win // Ignition Point // The Hard Easy // Reign of Gunthers // I Remember You // The Lich //

Season 5

// Finn The Human (pt1) // Jake the Dog (pt2) // Five More Short Graybles // Up A Tree // All The Little People // Jake the Dad // Davey // Mystery Dungeon // All Your Fault // Little Dude // Bad Little Boy // Vault of Bones // The Great Bird Man // Simon and Marcy // A Glitch is a Glitch // Puhoy // B-Mo Lost // Princess Potluck // James Baxter the Horse // Shh! // The Suitor // The Party’s Over, Isla de Senorita // One Last Job // Another 5 Short Graybles // Candy Streets // Wizards Only, Fools //

// The Jake Suit // The Be More Party’s Over // Sky Witch // Frost and Fire // Too Old // Earth and Water // Time Sandwich // The Vault // Love Games // Dungeon Train // The Box Prince // Red Starved // We Fixed a Truck // Play Date // Pit // James // Root Beer Guy // Apple Wedding // Blade of Grass // Rattleballs // The Red Throne // Betty // Bad Timing // Lemonhope (pt1+2) // Billy’s Bucket List //

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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Me either bruh

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always wondered how her implants looked upclose

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